I was mean to the nicest person on the planet.
I hate DirecTV.
It wasn’t Krishna’s fault, though, and I took it out on him.
The second staff member to get punched is…
You’re a 21-year-old college Junior.
For extra credit, you go to the psychology building to be in an experiment.
The experimenter has you sit alone in a room with a computer. She has you play a computer game against another college student in a different room.
If you win, you can blast the other student with a 90-decibel white noise machine.
If you lose, the other student can blast you.
Why I wanted to send Larry to Alcatraz
I’m normally a pretty calm guy, but I wanted to kill Larry.
The reason your homeless program failed
A man stumbled up to me in the shelter. He had had a few drinks. Less than 10. More than 1.
